F Bomb Adulation


You are the Fucking Greatest; You are the Fucking Greatest”

LeGarrette Montez Blount

February 5 2017

Such eloquence in the form of these two heartfelt independent clauses emanated from the lips of the Madison, Florida running back just moments after the New England Patriots stunned the devastated Atlanta Falcons in the 51st Super Bowl.

Blount’s emotionally overwhelmed interlocutor was Quarterback Tom Brady. Later, William Lee McGinest implied an incestuous relationship with his mother as he carried the super bowl trophy to the new world champs.

AND yes the semicolon was necessary as a period would have interrupted the continuity and passion of Blount’s nationally televised string of expletives.


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