Litigious Gum chewing, Denture wearing Senior Citizen

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Did you read or hear about the Edmonton, Alberta Canadian woman who sued the producer of Stride gum because it stuck to her dentures in fashion that made it difficult to remove? She stated that she suffered intense depression for a short duration as she struggled to remove the unnaturally adhesive product produced by Cadbury Adams.

Elsie C. Pawlow is a senior citizen, who likely did not floss or brush her teeth properly  in her younger years, who had extreme decay and gum disease. She likely drank soft drinks and had a high sugar diet. So, due to declining oral health as a result of her negligent personal hygiene, she had to wear dentures.

She stated the gum fell apart into little pieces making it hard to dig out of her mouth. Let’s see here, Elsie chooses to chew gum despite having dentures. Also I have heard that acute halitosis affects the chewing process which could explain why the gum disintegrated in her mouth. This all adds up to dismissing her $100,000 lawsuit as frivolous. Since she did not go to the trouble to take care of her God given teeth, it is her duty to research the type gum brands that are compatible with her dentures.

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  1. Speaking of frivolous lawsuits, I am starting a petition(sign below) to fine or incarcerate Pamela Chimienti, the mother of Ryan Flores told media. Ryan Flores, attempted to rob a Starbucks in California, got his ass kicked by a 58 year old man and NOW HIS MOMMY WITH A DIFFERENT LAST NAME, wants to sue the Good Samaritan!

    Mark Flores, the father of the lowlife 30 year old criminal, also has no character or moral compass. Let Ryan sit in prison for a few years. Maybe he can hold down a job at a fastfood place after that.

    1. Mark Johnson
    2. Jarod Donalds

    1. Your Step Mother Pamela Chimienti has Lawsuits, Liens and Bankruptcies filed against her. She also has a criminal record. We new of her in Mentone and she was always trying to figure out a way to get a free ride! Not at all surprised she is trying get a a free bankroll with a completely unjustified lawsuit. You know….. we need a pit about 15 feet deep for scum like her and her worthless “robber who got beat up by a senior citizen” son!

      Thank you Sir for whipping his butt.

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